Exam.s. 'n' Elec Tronik Kartell @ Fabrica

I had my first exam yesterday - well actually the first one was English, but that one doesn't quite count. So, yesterday I had my first exam in 'Linguistics Concepts' which is actually an interesting subject, but since I HATE exams... It sucked. I had studied constantly for 2 days to be able to answer to only 3 out of 5 questions - mainly because the last 2 subjects were from the last 2 lectures which I didn't have :). Thursday I have another exam and almost the same amount of lessons to study, in the same amount of time - 2 days. It sucks.

Besides the fact that I am so stressed out for these exams, it started snowing again.... WHY GOD WHY?

Here are some jokes that made me crawl out of the stress zone for a tad:

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut h...er free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?" "Don't know...Never found the head".
(c) Home Bank :D

A Czech goes to the ophthalmologist who shows him a card with the letters: C Z W X N Q S T A C Z "Can you read this?" he asks. "Read?!" the Czech replies: "I even know the guy!"
(c) Home Bank :D

Anyway, a good friend of mine showed me a song which also lightened my day and I want to share it with you :P.



Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. :)))

PS: Even though it's exam session for most of us, for those of you who'll wanna chill out - actually party up :D - for a couple of hours come to Elec Tronik Kartell @ Fabrica with Ok Corral, The Model and Victor Stancov on the 23rd of January.

Check out the spot.

PS: I would study so much more if I had one of these:



Cheers!

Nationality disorder

I tried taking one of those useless Facebook tests, out of boredom - the inner nationality test - for 5 times. I got an error each time. I started thinking and I might know the answer.

I like British humour & music, Chinese language, Turkish nargile, people & seaside, Greek dancers, Japanese, Korean, French & Mexican movies, USA's history & Constitution, Chinese & Indian cookery, The Netherlands' Red Light District & open-mindedness, Egypt & Tunis' deserts & pyramids, British, French & German school systems & museums but nothing seems to cross my mind about Romania. I'm sure though there is something I like considering that I wouldn't move to another country. Perhaps it's just family related but still.

Anyways, I get it now why Facebook "errored" me. I'm just inner nationality-less.

PS: For those of you who have seen James Cameron's Avatar take a look here.
PPS: What crackheads can do...

I didn't notice how 2009 passed by me...

... I was too busy making out with 2010 :)

Another year has passed. I feel how I'm getting older and older. I don't enjoy it, but what can one do?!

2009 has been a really interesting year for me; I've accomplished a lot of things and I know that I've changed quite a bit. But for 2010 I want even more!

Thus, my 2010 resolutions are:
1. I am going to be more on my own, I won't count on people how I used to do, because that is why I feel people disappoint me.
2. I am going to focus on studying, I do want to get high marks in my exams.
3. I am going to have at least 10 minutes of sport activities daily - mainly rope jumping :P
4. I am going to read more.
5. I am going to lower the number of cigarettes I smoke daily - even if this is going to be done gradually.
6. I am going to write only in English or Chinese on my blog as I'm done talking about the BAC exam or Romanian politics.
7. I will work on being less shy.
8. I want to become a better person - OK, that's bullshit :)))

The New Year Eve Party was a succes - from my point of view - I had a lot of fun, and drank more Stroh than I usually could drink :P.

Well I'm off to skipping the rope and then reading Hamlet :P

Hope we all will have a hell of a year, better than 2009 and may we all be more calm and happy.

Cheers,
Andreea :)