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sâmbătă, 13 martie 2010

How do you like me now?

I’m pretty sure some of you won’t agree of this post, but you’re free to share your opinions.

Before I got my period, someone told me 2 things I wasn’t allowed to do while menstruating. First one was 'don’t get wet' and the second one 'you aren’t allowed to go into a church'. As I was quite small, I thought the first one was related to something biologically, like you’re going to get stuff if you get into water – not understanding that the person was talking about swimming pools. However, I was sure women showered during that period :)).

But what intrigued me and actually intrigues me now even more is the second advice. Why wouldn’t I be allowed to go into a church? Not that I’m that religious, I’m on Darwin’s side on this one, but still why aren’t you allowed? A person told me that it’s a sin. WHY?! Apparently you’re not ‘clean’ if you’re menstruating. But didn’t, so they say, God make us all? Why would he not agree with us, women, if he made us? It doesn’t make any sense, Darwin’s more logical than that.

Look:

Levitic: „De va avea femeia curgere de sânge, care curge din trupul său, trebuie să stea şapte zile pentru curăţirea sa… Dacă femeii îi va curge sânge mai multe zile şi nu în timpul regulii ei, sau dacă ea are curgere mai mult decât timpul regulii ei obişnuite, atunci în tot timpul curgerii necurăţiei ei va fi necurată, ca şi în timpul regulii ei.”
RIGHT!

Sf. Atanasie cel Mare este mai îngăduitor şi consideră scurgerile cele fireşti ca neavând nici un fel de păcat şi nici un fel de necurăţie, iar concepţiile că aceste scurgeri ar fi păcătoase şi depărtarea de biserică pe seama lor, le pune pe seama diavolului.
Well that’s more like it.

There are more problems with religious stuff, like why do babies get born with all sorts of diseases? It’s not as if they’re sinful at 2 months old. But I’m done talking about this. It bores me a bit. Anyhow, I haven’t been into a church since I fainted in one, like 6 or 7 years ago.

(c) The religious quotes were taken from here.

Look what I’ve found – well, not me… but I am the one sharing it with you so anyways:







You should definitely hear more from these guys - The Heavy - I’m sure you're going to agree. David Letterman himself asked for a bis.

These 2 Happy Fish Productions make me laugh so hard each time I see them, so you should really check them out:

Avatarul dupa Oscar - Avatar after the Oscar Awards

Turbo cana 500 - Turbo cup 500


Until I find Laura Marling - Is a Hope, I'll let you enjoy the following song:



Did I mention how much I hate this weather?! I haven't gotten sick all winter and now, in March, I'm feeling awful. I have no idea how snowdrops got out. I detest it. I really do, in its true meaning. I surely hope it won't be snowy until May, as a friend told me...

PS: For those of you who searched ‘how can I see the Red Cliff movie for free’ [‘cum pot sa vad filmul Red Cliff gratis’] just try torrents. Great choice btw!

PPS: For those of you who searched 'Chinese models paintings' [‘modele chinezesti picturi’] sorry you had to find my amateurish paintings :P.

And as a closing quote: 'wanting to know an author because you like his work is like wanting to know a duck because you like pate.' or, as my brother put it 'wanting to fuck an author because you like his work is like wanting to fuck a duck because you like pate'.

Cheers.

vineri, 19 februarie 2010

Stuff

Since I stopped playing DOTA and poker or any life consuming games I might have become quite productive. In the past month, besides getting pretty high marks in my exams (10, 9, 9, 8, 7, 7, x) I've finished watching 4 TV series (scrubs, glee, it's always sunny in philadelphia and modern family), went to around 4 parties, read 3 books and seen some movies.

Scrubs isn't that funny. The jokes are good, but the script is quite badly written because it only made me do "hmph, that was a good one" and not get a proper laugh. However, it gave me an insight into the way hospitals - not in Romania though - work.

Glee isn't my type either. It's... well, it's a musical and takes place in a highschool. I always liked watching highschool-related movies/series because I wanted to know how that particular period is lived in other parts of the world. However, I only watched it for that.

Gasca, the only guy I know who likes The Office <3, told me about a series which was supposed to be funny, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I had read some comments on IMDb about it and one person said that it's "Seinfeld on crack". So obviously I immediately downloaded it. Too bad... it's not. I mean, it's not even close to Seinfeld's humour. Nor is it to any other humour. It was dry and God knows I love dry humour but I didn't like this series. It just didn't click to me. At times, I might've caught some good jokes but all in all it's not worth it. Charlie is a fake copy of George and sadly, I didn't find Danny de Vito funny. And yes, I've seen all 5 seasons.

I found out about Modern Family when it was nominated at Golden Globe and decided to give it a try. It features the actor who played Al Bundy in Married with Children, who got kinda old. I watched it with my mother and neither of us found it funny. Again, some good jokes at times but all in all it's kinda dull.

HOWEVER, I have read an exceptional book, 1984 by George Orwell. My gosh was it good! It's written in 1949 but the action takes place in 1984 and it's about a totalitarian political system, mainly about communism. It's made up of 3 parts; the first one presents the main character, who hates the system and whose actions and thoughts are completely parallel because he could go to jail at any moment, the second part presents his 'love' story with a young girl who also hated the system and the third part tells the story of how they got caught and what happened to them. It is oficially the only book that gave me the shivers while I read it. You just have to read it for yourself to know what I mean. The guys who thought up the TV show Big Brother got their idea from this book, btw.

I have also seen a really great Chinese movie, Chibi 赤壁 - Red Cliff, which tells the story of the 3 kingdoms' war. I usually don't like action movies, but this one was so well written and the procentage between the war parts and the way they planned the fight is so good that I love it. Too bad that 10 minutes before the end of the movie I realized there must be a second part because the final war hadn't taken place yet and, as a matter of fact, I was right. I finally downloaded the second part, 赤壁下, but hadn't had the time to watch it. It's becoming harder to watch a Chinese movie properly, as I had 2 subtitles - one in English and one in Chinese - and I was paying attention to both of them - one for the actual meaning and one for the Chinese characters - and I also paid attention to their pronounciation and the actual movie :))). I had to go back a lot, when I kept looking at the characters and didn't get anything of the action. Fun, nonetheless.

Anyway, these were the reviews for today. Meanwhile I have started school and my Chinese teacher taught us the new Chinese lesson in... Chinese. It was a bit of a shock for us, soon it became interesting and then tiring which led to my lost of wallet, which I still haven't find. I didn't lose much - my ID, my ING Card and my Student Card, but for what I lost I have to wander about a lot. I didn't lose it just because of the Chinese course of course, I was also up since 4 o'clock so yeah...

My mom got in the hospital, she had an operation and I must say that Romanian hospitals are shit. Honestly. She had to buy everything, even medical tubes, nevermind the medicines. Also the staff are so insensate, so cold-blooded, it's like the patients aren't people. It was definitely nothing like what I've seen in Scrubs. Yes, I know, they were always this way just that I haven't gone to one for a long time. I also realized that I never had an operation, nor have I had a broken bone. It is going to be awful when I will, since I'm definitely not used to it. Well, let's just hope that my mom is going to be ok, since she still has to stay there for a week. Btw, my mom's problem appeared mainly because of smoking and she hasn't smoked ever! Just me, my father, my brother and his girlfriend smoked and my mom smoked only passively. So when she comes back we won't be smoking in our house anymore and most likely we won't smoke at all. Sucks.

Tomorrow is the final day of Nights Awards voting, so do go on to http://awards/nights.ro and vote for Vania as the Best DJ. He was nominated at a lot of categories like: Best DJ, Best Musical Production with OK Corral - pink shue, Best Underground Musical Project with OK Corral, Best DJ Set with OK Corral @ Selectro, Expirat, Most Representative DJ in Foreign Countries with OK Corral, Best Party Brand with Groove++, Best Clubbing Radio Show with Nightgroove with Vania @ PRO FM Dance and Best Flyer with Shades of Grey. Good luck, Vania, Modelu, Thornado, Victor Stancov, Silas and Gojira!

If you're willing to party tonight come to The Ark, preferably dressed as a seaperson - seaman is mysoginistic, of course :P. It's the "Yacht Week Romania Release Party" and the music will be provided by Mike Rigler, French Cuisine and OK Corral! See you there!

marți, 22 decembrie 2009

Diverse

Am intrat in vacanta which feels nice, mi-am revazut 3 dintre prietenii intorsi din Anglia pentru sarbatori dar am uitat sa va spun cateva lucruri.

Acum vreo... 3 saptamani am fost la targul de jucarii which was awesome! Am gasit multe jucarii foarte tari dar dintre ele s-a afirmat urmatoarea:



Isn't that just wonderful?! Ma rog... Nu pentru oameni care pot avea animale reale ci pentru cei cu copii mici sau cu alergii mi se pare o idee foarte tare.

I-am cumparat lui taicamiu un gandac robotizat care reactioneaza ca un gandac, un elicopter care zboara si lui maicamea o papusa de portelan foarte frumoasa pentru Craciun.

For more infos check out Smart Toys (this was just one of the stores there).

Iar acum vreo... saptamana mi-au castrat catelul pentru ca altfel ar fi facut cancer :(. Dar acum e bine, thank God.

And news:

1. Am mai pictat un pic but it kinda bores me out. :P
2. Am fost la IMAX la Avatar, un film foarte tare, but gosh 3D is tiring. Plus the new mall is like HUGE.
3. Ma uit de vreo 3 zile intruna la How I Met Your Mother. Not that I like it THAT much but it's really cold outside.
4. Nu mi-am mai repetat la chineza. :(
5. Mircea Badea a dus la capat pariul :D



Lovely!

joi, 10 decembrie 2009

Diverse

Politics

I piss on politics but I'm glad to know that most of my so-called readers voted or would've voted with Antonescu.

Movies

I piss on movies, cause they only leave you desiring things you can't have.

TV Shows

I piss on So You Think You Can Dance cause I'll never be able to dance like him:



And yes, I know, he's a guy, but still.

Music

I piss on music cause... well, ok, I dont piss on music :D.

Chinese
I piss on chinese stuff, cause I can't seem to find a proper video/audio recording of a song I learned in class. And also because I like their language but that's about it. I realized I dont have so many things in common with... their lifestyle or their thinking or their anything.

Games
I would've pissed on games too, but since I'm not playing anything anymore... Tough luck.

Christmas

I piss on Christmas cause it only makes me think of time passing too fast and thus I always become depressed in this period of the year. True that on New Year's Eve everything is heading back to normal, but still.

Youtube

I piss on Youtube because every moron on this fucking planet is able to record himself and post himself on the Internet, mostly talking about the stupidest of things and when I'm looking for something really or pretty important I can't seem to be finding it, because of all the space morons occupy. And I know you might be thinking "Hey, but that's exactly what you do!". Okay, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T NAME MY POSTS other things than they are just for the fucking traffic. Just check out Youtube and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Transport in comun

OHOHOHO. Aici e aici.

1. Nu suport oamenii care nu asteapta ca lumea sa coboare si abia apoi sa urce in autobuz, tramvai, metrou. [am mai scris de asta in primul post]
2. Nu suport oamenii care se aseaza pe locul dinspre aisle in loc de cel de la geam. DE CE? DE CE SA FACI ASTA? Mai ales daca mergi multe statii, asezati-va domne la geam, mai ales daca e aglomerat. Lumea se aseaza frumos pe acel loc, iar daca autobuzul este foarte aglomerat nu are NIMENI cum sa ocupe acel loc. DE AIA ajunge asa aglomerat cacatul de autobuz. Prefer tramvaiul, macar nu are problema asta, pentru ca e conceput doar cu cate un scaun pe fiecare parte, JESUS.
3. Nu suport oamenii care se uita urat la mine ca nu dau locul personelor in varsta. Well, nu-s nesimtita. Il dau. Dar nu il dau in momentul in care mai sunt 3 locuri libere in autobuz. Ce, tre sa stea fix pe locul unde stau eu? De ce sa ma ridic si sa ma mut eu, in loc sa se duca acea persoana pe locul neocupat? Nu e ca si cand ar merge 70 de metri sa ajunga la el, for pete's sake.

Romania

I piss on Romania because I can.

PS: Funny fact: Am pus polul curent in acelasi timp cu acest post plin de ura :))

vineri, 4 decembrie 2009

Diverse

Politica

N-a iesit Antonescu, shit happens, dar eu nu votez cu Basescu in turul 2. :)

Filme

Pandorum - Era 5 dimineata cand l-am vazut si mi s-a parut cam boring dar nu puteam sa adorm deci probabil nu merita vazut.

Samson & Delilah - OMG. Nu stiu cum am rezistat sa ma uit la el. Nu se vorbea aproape deloc si nici actiunea nu era prea... captivanta. Pur si simplu ma uitam asteptand sa se intample CEVA la un moment dat. Dar s-a terminat filmul.

Harry Brown - Eh, de la no action am trecut la slow action. Basically, un mosulica britanic incearca sa-si razbune amicul omorat de o gasca de tineri. A fost decent filmul. Actorul ala a jucat si in alte filme okay, dar niciunul extraordinar, as far as I remember.

Bandslam - Pentru ca sezonul 4 din Skins intarzie sa apara, mi s-a facut dor de un film cu adolescenti. And that's what I got. Twas funny at moments, not so much though.

Extract - Un film regizat de cel care a facut si Office Space. Mi-a placut mai mult Office Space asta a fost cam previzibil si plictisitor.

My One And Only - Asta chiar mi-a placut dar vreau sa ajung mai repede la SYTYCD so just see it for yourselves :D.

TV Shows

Ma tot uit la So You Think You Can Dance si este absolut genial! Looky:



Wasn't that just purely genious? <3 Cu ocazia acestui show am realizat cat de mult mi-ar fi placut sa dansez si nu ma refer la balet. That wasn't for me. Mi-ar fi placut ceva contemporan... Oh well, maybe in my future life. Acum deja mi-e greu sa ma las de fumat si am un inceput de scolioza, so bye bye dancing. Poate o sa ma apuc asa, amatoriceste. Gonna think about it.

Music

Ador piesa St Etienne - Only Love Can Break Your Heart, melodie recomandata de Modelu <3. O ascult non stop. Din pacate nu va pot oferi un link de Youtube pentru ca imi merge netul foarte greu but I'm sure you'll manage, if you really want to listen to it.

Facultate

Da, si a fost si balul bobocilor. S-a tinut in Turabo si a fost super full. Sincer, mult prea full pentru a te putea distra. Ma bucur ca Miss a iesit o colega de-a mea <3 si ca si celalalt coleg de-al meu care a participat la Mister a luat ceva: Mister Popularitate, desi poate merita mai mult *thinking*. Suie au cantat bine, fun dar dupa ce au terminat a fost cam boring. Afterparty-ul s-a tinut la un coleg de-al meu care are apartamentul fffff tare :D.

Chineza

Tot trebuie sa imi pun a 3 a limba la windows chineza, sa pot sa scriu si eu... dar nici nu stiu cum si imi e si cam lene :).

Facebook

Alcohol & weed discussions bring people together. Not only on Facebook though :P

marți, 17 noiembrie 2009

Diverse

Politica

In ultima vreme am asistat la diverse discutii despre politica, eu neavand nici cea mai mica treaba cu asa ceva. Totusi, in urma unei petreceri unde s-a discutat multa politica, m-am uitat la stiri si am vazut confruntarea dintre Antonescu si Basescu. Astfel am ajuns sa stiu cu cine votez si sa imi doresc sa iasa cineva presedinte. Pai cum sa iasa presedinte Basescu care s-a luat de sotia moarta a celuilalt candidat sau cel care nici nu a vrut sa participe la confruntare? Daca nu ati vazut confruntarea inca, ar trebui sa o urmariti!

Filme

In afara de serialele pe care le urmaresc [Lie To Me, Californication, South Park si The Office] de care nu trebuie sa mai mentionez cat de mult imi plac - desi SP se duce incet incet de rapa dar ramane un clasic, am mai urmarit si cateva filme printre care pot mentiona:

Bruno - Eu nu stiu de ce s-a plans atata lume de el. Ce e drept, am ras mai putin decat la Borat, DAR la unele faze era sa cad de pe scaun de ras [spoilers: faza de la mediumul acela, faza din emisiune cu OJ, etc etc]. Apropo, imi pare rau ca trebuie sa ma repet dar glumele din Bruno nu au fost regizate. Adica au fost, dar numai el stia asta; spre exemplu in emisiunea cu negri, ei habar nu aveau ca totul era o caterinca, ei chiar credeau ca exista acel om care a trade-uit copilul negru pe un Ipod. Acum... depinde si de umorul fiecaruia; pun pariu ca 90% dintre prietenii mei nu s-ar amuza niciun pic la The Office iar eu una il ador.

Written By - Este filmul chinezesc de care va spuneam in postul trecut. A fost simpatic, dar nu exceptional. Este vorba de niste persoane care se hotarasc sa isi rescrie viata in functie de cum vor ei, iar la un moment dat devine foarte confuzant nestiind care e realitatea si care e povestea. Entertaining, but not enough. Fata de filmele japoneze sau coreene pot afirma cu tarie ca filmele chinezesti nu exceleaza - sau poate nu am vazut ce trebuie dar oricum voi continua sa le urmaresc.

2012 - Vesnica poveste despre cum vine apocalipsa in 2012 si vom muri cu totii. Efectele au fost foarte tari, mai ales la inceput, dar filmul e putin cam lung si cam melodramatic. Bine, eu nu suport sa vad cum plang atat unii dupa altii dar probabil ca in locul lor as face la fel. Totusi ma asteptam la mai multa actiune si mai putine sentimente. De vazut merita oricum.

Orphan - Imi placea mult posterul din vara si cand am vazut ca a aparut chiar m-am bucurat si m-am uitat la el cu entuziasm. Poate din cauza aia mi-a si placut atat de mult. Ideea a fost ca nu ma asteptam ca povestea sa decurga asa si m-a luat prin surprindere. Nu e nici asta un film exceptional - bine, niciunul nu va mai fi un film exceptional, asta dupa ce am vazut Inglorious Basterds - dar merita incercat.

Am prins odata si Burn After Reading la HBO, pe care evident eu l-am vazut cand a aparut, dar era prea tare sa nu-l revad. Dupa filmul asta si Inglorious Basterds am inceput sa-l apreciez pe Brad Pitt ca actor. Inainte nu prea ma incanta.

Am pierdut maratonul de filme horror dar vineri ma voi duce la maratonul de comedii la Plaza. Cel mai probabil sunt comedii foarte proaste dar probabil vom fi toti intr-o atmosfera buna sa ne amuzam oricum.

Muzica

Am regasit un videoclip pe care il ador:



Jocuri

Nu m-am mai jucat DOTA de vreo 2 saptamani pentru ca am fost 'banata de system' si mi-e lene sa le dau mail; of course i'm innocent, am doar virusi, nu hack-uri.

In schimb m-am mai jucat ocazional poker in Poker Club si intr-una din dati am iesit chiar pe locul 5 din 70^^.

Facultate

Balul este pe 26 noiembrie in Turabo si ne vor canta Suie Paparude si inca niste DJ pe care nu cred ca ii cunosc nici macar organizatorii :))). Cine vrea sa vina, just lemme know.

Chineza

Wo ai Hanyu.

duminică, 8 noiembrie 2009

Gorillaz FTL



Mi-am mai adaugat o formatie la lista concertelor la care am fost, mai exact una dintre formatiile mele preferate: Gorillaz.

Doar ca nu a fost ce ma asteptam. A fost Gorillaz Soundsystem adica vreo 2 dj din trupa si vreo 2 tobosari. Proiectiile nu s-au ridicat nici ele la asteptarile mele.

Dar sa incepem cu inceputul. Am ajuns pe la 23:30 la Sala Polivalenta unde nu era coada deloc la bilete in schimb era o coada imensa la invitatii. Cum eram trecuta pe lista, am stat la acea coada imensa vreo jumatate de ora. Concertul Gorillaz a inceput pe la 12 fara 15, eu am intrat abia pe la 12. Am prins vreo 2-3 piese cunoscute: Last Living Souls, Clint Eastwood si inca una dar apoi oamenii au trecut la a mixaaaaa nimic altceva decat Madonna, Eric Prydz si Black Eyed Peas. CUM? DECI CUUUM?! M-am dus asteptandu-ma sa aud niste muzica underground si dau de Call On Me a lui Eric Prydz. Dezamagitor. Iar proiectiile au fost parti din videoclipuri si niste negri pusi pe repeat. Dezamagitor.

Apoi a intrat si Underworld care canta okey dar scena arata oribil. Se vedeau 4 monitoare gigantice si tot felul de alte instrumente si langa toate acestea era un tip cu o geaca argintie plina de sclipici care mai avea si miscari disco totul pe fundal de techno. Spre final a fost mai okey, atat proiectiile cat si muzica dar nu m-a dat pe spate.

Pe Dubfire nu l-am mai ascultat, m-am dus sa beau :)).

In alta ordine de idei, am ajuns sa ador chinezaaa! Nu stiu cum sau de ce dar imi place mult <3. Poate si pentru ca am luat singurul 10 din grupa?! No idea, dar imi place mult si asta conteaza. De engleza insa nu-s prea incantata... Fac fonetica si la literatura IAR Shakespear. M-am plictisit de el si prefer sa desenez niste semne la chineza decat sa citesc iar Hamlet si Macbeth. Ma rog...

Ma pun sa ma uit la un film chinezesc - Written By, can't wait <3.


luni, 5 octombrie 2009

Anim'est part 1

I have no time to waste, unless I want to waste some of my sleeping time, which I don't.

I just wanted to recommend you 2 movies:

1. Mary & Max, a really cute animation that's featured in the Anim'est 2009 animation festival.

2. Inglorious Basterds, a movie about the war against the Nazis directed by Quentin Tarantino that festures some greaaat actors and a great story! It's definetely a must-see!

I must go now, an episode of Hung awaits me.

joi, 1 octombrie 2009

First Day <3

Siii am inceput facultatea. Cel putin teoretic. Practic, incep de luni :D.

M-am dus la universitate, amfiteatrul cu deschiderea era full, prin urmare am preferat sa vorbesc cu un japonez. Discutia a fost ceva de genul:

- Scuza-ma, sper sa nu te superi dar... esti japonez sau chinez ca eu nu prea fac diferenta?
- Japonez.
- Aw, ok, credeam ca vom fi colegi. Oricum o sa fi cel mai bun de la tine din grupa, ma gandesc.
- Aa... da.
- Stii ca vine Hayao Miyazaki in Romania? :D
- Da? Tare. Cu ce ocazie?
- La Anim'est.
Bla bla.
- Da. Auzi dar tu la ce esti?
- Rusa-spaniola.
- Aaaaaa, atunci scuze, n-o sa mai fi cel mai bun, credeam ca esti la japoneza :)))))

Hehe, sincer nu ma asteptam. Era cam inutil totusi sa fie la japoneza, dar RUSA - SPANIOLA? Incepuse sa stie si romana, banuiesc ca stie si engleza, deci tipul e cam tare asa. 5 limbi *whistling*

Apoi m-am dus si la intalnirea de la chineza, nu suntem 25 pana la urma, ci 35 si nu avem niciun chinez *awkward*. La aceasta intalnire am aflat si de evenimentul de la deschidere. Aparent, profii care ne vorbeau la deschidere incepusera sa analizeze propozitii si fraze si o tipa mai tupeista s-a ridicat si le-a spus ca nu considera necesar sa faca analiza unei propozitii la deschidere, si ca mai degraba ne-ar ajuta sa aflam de burse si oportunitati; mai ales ca erau in sala persoane de la toate limbile straine. Nu le-a picat prea bine profilor, deja se auzise in toata facultatea de ea. Cred ca n-o s-o duca prea bine tipa :-s.

2 saptamani vom face CANTO. Da, ati citit bine. Voi face canto la chineza. N-am voce deloc, si habar n-am sa cant, deci nu mi-a picat mie prea bine. Oricum e logic ca facem si canto, avand in vedere cele 5 tonalitati/tonuri pe care le folosesc chinezii in vorbire, deci poate cu ocazia asta devin si eu mai buna la accente, imitat si altele. Nonetheless, I'm eager to start.

O sa fie cam greu, va trebui sa renunt la cateva dota - which is actually nice, prea ma jucam eu. Sunt multe semne... 21 000 :)). Bine... doar 12 000 se folosesc mai frecvent :P. Dar e bine ca se tin de capul nostru cu teme si teste. In plus, am o profa care nu vorbeste nici macar engleza bine, deci sunt obligata sa invat chineza cat mai repede ca sa o pot intelege :)).

Problema aparent nu e chineza, pentru ca teoretic o sa fim ca in clasa 1. Cu betigase, si desenase, si patratele. In schimb, cica la engleza e destul de greu. Nu pot sa-mi inchipui cat de greu poate sa fie... insa voi vedea eu curand.

Anyways, mi-e somn, m-am plimbat mai toata ziua, insa inainte sa joc o dota si sa ma culc, vreau sa va mai recomand 2 filme si sa va informez in legatura cu Anim'est-ul.

District 9 si Gamer. Sunt prea obosita sa fac niste review-uri ca lumea insa daca nu aveti incredere deplina in gusturile mele, mai cititi cate ceva despre ele. Eu zic totusi ca merita, mie una mi-au placut mult: sunt inovative, antrenante si... SF.

Cat despre Anim'est-ul de anul asta... Ii va avea invitati pe producatorii serialului South Park: Trey Parker & Matt Stone si de asemenea pe *drums* Hayao Miyazaki, regizorul unor animatii de lung metraj superbe printre care pot numi: Spirited Away, Tonari no Totoro, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke si Pony on the Cliff.

Cine imi poate recomanda niste filme chinezesti bune? As aprecia, vreau sa fiu cat mai la curent cu tot ce are legatura cu China, si sincer, la capitolul filme, nu stiu de unde sa incep.

Cheers.

luni, 28 septembrie 2009

In asteptarea...

... inceperii facultatii.

M-am plictisit de mor. Astfel abia astept sa inceapa facultatea. Cate dota sa ma mai joc?! Cate filme si seriale sa mai vad?! CAT SA MAI PETREC?! :))

Revenind. M-am plictisit. Prin urmare am inceput sa observ cele mai inutile chestii.

Spre exemplu... Campania Hochland 8 triunghiuri la pret de 7. Sa mori tu! Ca n-o fi acelasi diametru si aceeasi cantitat... Dar na, recunosc, cand oamenii's prosti, profiti de ei :)).



De asemenea, eu inteleg ca Universitatea Ecologica n-are nicio treaba cu limba romana, dar mi se pare de bun simt sa se numeasca Universitatea de Ecologie.

Magazinasul numit Alex Calm de pe coltul unei strazi mi s-a parut initial ca are un nume tembel, insa... analizand situatia, era un nume mai mult decat potrivit. Magazinul era intr-o intersectie si practic aproape oriunde stateai vedeai magazinul si era ca o indemnare de "Stai calm in trafic". Sau poate am eu prea multa imaginatie si n-am ce sa fac cu ea.

Sunt socata de cate afise cu House MD si Californication sunt prin oras dar ma bucura aceasta schimbare. AXN, keep up the good work!

La ping-pong zilele trecute, prietenii mei au inventat un nou joc numit Betminpong. Se joaca partial cu masa si partial cu aerul, pentru cui nu i se pare destul de evident :P.

Iar astazi, ca sa intelegeti cat de rau ma pot plictisi - mai ales de cand mi s-a reglat programul de somn si am castigat vreo 4 ore de activitati... AM GATIT. Am facut spaghete si am pus tot ce mi-a trecut prin cap gen niste bulion, niste carne, niste legume, niste condimente, nu mai tin minte exact ce dar au iesit foarte bune. Sau doar mi-era mie prea foame. Poate scriu si-o reteta... cand mi-oi aminti ingredientele *whistling*.

In legatura cu filmele pe care le-am vazut in ultima vreme am de spus un singur lucru. Ma plictiseam rau de am rezistat sa ma uit la ele. Insa, am gasit si cateva filme acceptabile printre care pot enumera: Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day, The Boat That Rocked, Grace, Factory Girl, World's Greatest Dad, Monsters vs. Aliens si cel mai dubios film de la Oldboy incoace: Mum & Dad.

Final Destination 3D sucked ass. Predictable & unoriginal.

In continuarea plictiselii mele ma voi apuca sa fac niste roboti din pachete de tigari, ma voi mai uita la cateva filme proaste si imi voi prelungi goldmembership-ul de la Garena.

PS: Facebook kicks ass :D
PPS: A aparut noul sezon din Californication.
PPPS: OPRITI-VA DIN A-MI TRIMITE ANIMATED ROSES PE MAIL!

Cheers.

miercuri, 29 iulie 2009

Borat was so 2006.

Iiiiiiii sunt ca o pisica in calduri; abia astept sa vad noul film al lui Sascha Cohen Baron. Omul este mult prea smart ca sa nu ne amuze. Din nou.

Pentru cei care nu stiu, Sascha Cohen Baron este tipul din spatele personajelor Ali G si Borat, prin care ironizeaza imbecilitatea umana, prostia omeneasca si cretinismul americanilor si nu numai - practic mi-e prea lene sa explic; urmariti, daca pricepeti foarte bine, daca nu, intorceti-va la cusut goblenuri. Si intr-un final, desi stiam si de acest al treilea personaj de ceva vreme, a aparut si filmul cu BRUNO zi ghei.

Trailerul il puteti viziona aici:



Filmul Ali G In Da House a fost regizat. Glumele erau regizate si celor carora li se faceau glumele stiau ca vor face parte dintr-un film. Sau erau chiar actori. Irelevant. In Borat in schimb, actori au fost doar 3: Sascha, Azazel ala cu care se plimba el si curva. Restu' erau pur si simplu oameni care credeau ca Borat e venit din Kazakhstan sa faca un cacat de documentar. De ce?

1. Pentru ca nu apar pe imdb.
2. Pentru ca scrie pe imdb.
3. Pentru ca asa e.

Acum... Ali G a fost okey, insa nu se poate compara cu Borat, dpdv al calitatii glumelor. Si sincer, din ce vad pe imdb e posibil ca Bruno sa nu fie de rangul lui Borat, ci sa ramana la nivelul lui Ali G In Da House. In orice caz, astept ceva mai bun decat CAM. E totusi Sascha Cohen Baron; indiferent de ce face in acest film va ramane in memoria mea cu faza cu "Cheese?" din supermarket. *laughing*

Trivia: Stiati ca SCB a terminat 2 facultati? :) Cuhuhute.


5 minutes later edit: It seems I have found the answer to my curiosity...

Is this scripted or in the same style as Borat?
This was filmed in essentially the same style as Borat. It was made in the same style (mixing interviews, pranks on the public and scripted scenes to create a narrative) and is also based on one of Sacha Baron Cohen's characters from Da Ali G Show.

... and the proof that I WAS RIGHT! Suck on that.

Aw and... parental guide?! :))))))

Pubic Hair Is Very Briefly Seen.

In close up and using CGI, a penis is shown to talk (Scene is Brief). In the Australian release this scene includes a non-pixilated penis both flapping up and down and spinning around in circles, both clockwise and anti-clockwise, before the penis points directly at the camera and talks.

A large bare breasted woman is shown to beat Bruno with a belt. She is also not wearing any panties but there is no explicit view of her genitalia.